As you know, it’s Christian Girl Autumn. It’s done double Christian Girl Autumn, since the United States was in full lockdown mode for last year’s festivities. Anyway, a very happy Christian Girl Fall to all who are celebrating. Of course, Christian Girl Autumn is not so much a season as it is a vibe; perspective; a way of presenting yourself to the world. But you hardly need these instructions. You already know Christian Girl Autumn well. So there is only one question: How many of those classic Christian Girl Autumn things have you done to bring this season?
Boycott the resident Evil franchise until they change the name to The kindness of the residents
Pumpkin Spice Toothpaste
Guess everyone’s Enneagram on Squid game
Leave a trail of Harry Potter books from your front door to a giant hole in the ground to trap the devil
Adapt the set God is not dead franchise in a musical
Chaperone Unruly Teens at Church Harvest Festival Party
Make fun, seasonally appropriate masks from fall leaves
Facebook hack to delete whole site for almost a day
Carving a pumpkin with Brené Brown’s face
Reading This darkness presents to all the children in the neighborhood
Filming a two-hour YouTube documentary on how Folklore concerns the Second Coming
A trendy hat with a brim wide enough to protect your identity from government drones
Prove once and for all that Bigfoot exists and that it is pro-culture cancellation
Build your own fully functional Imagination Station
Teaching the Super Smash Bros. to talk about their differences and forgive each other
Sing “Shout to the Lord” at local karaoke four times in a row in one visit
Writing a 45,000-word defense by Peter Jackson The Hobbit trilogy
Take a fall vacation to the beach that makes you old
Email Sufjan Stevens a dropbox link for Massachusetts, your demo of 18 songs in tribute to Bay State
Handing out chick fliers instead of candy on Halloween
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1 -7: Fall season? More like chess season. Try a few other Christian Girl Autumn activities, then come back for another whirlwind.
8 – 15: The temperature cools down, but you heat up.
16 – 20: You are the biggest pumpkin of all.